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Old Jul 17, 2006, 06:07 PM // 18:07   #2541
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Then PVP was his kryptonite!

why does the first shift supervisor always call in on mondays?
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Old Jul 18, 2006, 12:11 AM // 00:11   #2542
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Because he/she has it in for you and wants to make your life miserable.

Why do I have an irrational fear of clowns?
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Old Jul 18, 2006, 01:46 AM // 01:46   #2543
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because they wear makeup


Why do mondays suck?
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Old Jul 18, 2006, 04:12 AM // 04:12   #2544
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Becuase You Drink On Sunday Nights And Hung Over~


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How Come I'm A Virgin?
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Old Jul 18, 2006, 04:29 AM // 04:29   #2545
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GrandCharm~
How Come I'm A Virgin?
You're posting here instead of going out looking for pus... ahem... a lovely woman to express yourself physically with.



Stupid Question:

Who's your daddy?
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Old Jul 18, 2006, 07:34 AM // 07:34   #2546
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me!!!


what day is tuesday?
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Old Jul 18, 2006, 11:56 AM // 11:56   #2547
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No, because of my Monkey

Why do I, when I didnt do that? I didnt do that if I did right?
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Old Jul 18, 2006, 02:40 PM // 14:40   #2548
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<\Texted removed/Improper use of syntax=0-response/>
Why do I keep returning here?????
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Old Jul 18, 2006, 02:53 PM // 14:53   #2549
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due to an accident involving a microwave and a boomerang, you have boomerang DNA mixed with yours.

Why is my internet browser being an asshat?
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Old Jul 18, 2006, 03:58 PM // 15:58   #2550
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becuse its an asshat

can asses be hats?
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 01:13 AM // 01:13   #2551
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yes,they are sold in walgreens $3.99 each.

Can ppl stop growing?
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 01:15 AM // 01:15   #2552
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No, that's why everyone is 50 feet tall.

Where the hell is my Diablo 2 installation disc?
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 01:23 AM // 01:23   #2553
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under the dog

why is it so hot in my room
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 01:37 AM // 01:37   #2554
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It's winter >_> <_<

How come I forgot how to string my guitar?
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 08:09 AM // 08:09   #2555
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because you dont have a guitar

what colour is 34?
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 08:23 AM // 08:23   #2556
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magenta
In Space.... which way is up?
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 10:00 AM // 10:00   #2557
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Where ever a sexy girl is located.

Why are the girls always starting at me "down there"
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 11:06 AM // 11:06   #2558
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cos it reminded them they need to go buy cocktail sausages


why do people whistle at me when i wear shorts to work? and then threaten to wax my legs!
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 11:39 AM // 11:39   #2559
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coz ur gay but ur not :S
why do i like cats but not dogs
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 12:31 PM // 12:31   #2560
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a childhood incident....

Is this a question?
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